A Day in the Life of One of the Best Dark Escorts

Top-level escorting brings top-level drama, right? Wrong. 

The first thing that we heard when we called up Alice (not her real name, obviously) for an interview was “why?”. Followed by an enchanting giggle and quick explanation about how nothing “really all that interesting happens”. We beg to differ Alice, and you haven’t deterred us at all. 

Thanks to our continued efforts, Alice graciously allowed us a peek into her life as one of the highest billed dark escorts of London, who works mostly with Dark and Exotic Escorts.

A Less Than Typical Morning

“I can’t say that it’s all that interesting, or much different from most other people.” Alice starts her day in a way that most people only dream of. Waking up casually around ten, she immediately starts her “admin” routine. After drinking a cup of coffee, Alice heads out for a morning run. Shortly after her 4K jog followed by a well-oiled yoga routine, Alice stops at a local corner shop to chat with her favorite clerk and pick up three different newspapers and a fashion magazine. 

“You have to stay current on what’s happening. Most of my clients are high powered businessmen, so they aren’t interested in a date that can’t hold a decent conversation. I read all the time. Depending on the client, length, and nature of the date, I will sometimes have to research specific subjects. Especially if the date is for some type of work engagement, I have to be able to understand what everyone is talking about.”

After soaking up the morning's headlines, Alice then moves onto her personal care routine. “Personal care is massively important. As an escort, you have to look your best. Everyday.” Shower, nails, hair, makeup. “A large portion of my money goes into maintaining my appearance. Another massive part of it goes towards maintaining my working apartment.”

Alice says that she has an apartment that she keeps for in-call services. “It’s actually nicer than my actual home.” She laughs. “My working apartment has to be perfect, stylish, relaxing, clean. My clients are honestly looking for a place to relax, a small escape from whatever it is that’s stressing them out. You have to have every detail in place because if just one thing seems a bit tatty, your clients will zero in on that. As a dark escort, specifically a high end one, everything has to be perfect because clients are paying for perfection.”

The Back Story

Alice laughs again. The warm and lovely sound seems to fill a room. It’s easy to see why she’s in such high demand. Charming, well educated, and brilliant. Alice is the type of girl you´re always happy to spend more time with. “I was waiting for this question,” she smiles. “It’s generally the first question most people ask.” 

What got her into escorting? “I think that people generally assume that the only type of people that get into sex work have deep-seeded emotional problems or some type of substance abuse habit they have to feed.” But none of these things are true for Alice. “I worked retail for years. I was good at it, I’ve always adored fashion, but I knew that that specific career could never set me up for the lifestyle I actually wanted. I went to Uni and had no extra time for a regular job without feeling burnt out and tired all the time.

“I’ve always enjoyed sex, but more than that I ended up taking an anthropology class and we started discussing the historical relevance of sex work,” Alice said that at that point a light came on. As she sat listening to her professor discuss the anthropological significance of sex work, she switched gears. “I moved to psychology. Which I’m about a year away from my master’s degree now. I loved learning about people, how they work, how to provide for them emotionally. Sex work just sort of fits perfectly into that paradigm.”

“I provide a service. A necessary one. It’s not all about weird kinks and rotten husbands. It’s about people. It’s about exploring desires, building confidence, dealing with stressors in a healthy way.” Alice says it’s easy for her to equate what she does with therapy, despite what the general public might think. “Honestly, with my long term and regular clients, I can see the good I do. They start to unwind. You can see it in their posture and hear it in their voices. I’m very happy with the work I do, as it allows me to live the type of life I’ve always wanted, and at the same time, it allows them to better themselves. It’s not unusual to see a client for the first time and see them being angry or nervous. By the time the appointment is over, they’re content. They’re confident.”