West London Escorts Reveal the Relationship Between Sexual Performance and Professions

We got the dish from some of the leading escorts in west London about what your career choice says about your bedroom prowess.

 Admit it, you’re a bit curious to see if your career has made the “it” list. We snagged some of West London’s top escorts from Amy’s Escorts London to tell us whether or not there’s a carnal correlation between what you do in the streets, and how you rank in the sheets. Here are some things the pros have to say about the link between sexual performance and profession. Word of caution- not all of the reports were good ones. Find out who made the grade, and who’s got a lot left to learn.

Construction workers

Construction workers may seem rough, but they are often considered tender lovers. No matter how tired they may be from a hard day’s work, these boys always put in the extra elbow grease to make their lady happy. Escorts in west London swear that those who work in construction often are experts in foreplay and love to build them up to that big O. Just don’t expect them not to immediately fall asleep after the excitement is over. But come on, they’ve earned it!

Lawyers

Lawyers are apparently fun to have as clients since “they are usually great at banter and often quite creative in bed.” Lawyers are more likely to want to be the dominant one in the sack and have a hard time letting go of control. No objection here! Prima facie, they may seem stern, but their silky smooth confidence softens behind closed doors. No need to call a recess, we’re happy to be here all day. 

Bankers

Many of the West London Escorts we spoke to revealed that bankers are some of the worst clients they see. One particular lady summed it up nicely: “Ugh! Don’t get me started on bankers. First off, they often come in reeking of booze on their boy’s night out. Secondly, they are almost always the most selfish in bed. I’m like ‘I know you are paid to be greedy, but leave that nonsense at work, honey!’ They may have a Rolex on their wrist and a pension that most can only dream about, but all that wealth doesn’t mean much when it comes to pleasing a lady. So bankers - leave the stress about Brexit at the pub and learn to relax a little. 

Mechanics

Surprisingly, among favorite clients, we hear they often come covered in grease. “All I have to say is that mechanics are incredible with their hands, if you catch my meaning.” Says one luscious lady of the UK escorting world. I guess it would make sense, all that time spent getting dirty has to come in handy somewhere. 

Celebs

While not often talked about, thanks to gag orders and raunchy scandals , “A celeb client might be my type on paper, but the man often falls short of the legend. So many of the men on the covers of tabloids have egos that are much bigger than what counts. Something that had me surprised, though, was how many of them were lonely and depressed.” Well, it just goes to show- fame really isn’t everything.

Artists

Turns out, artists rank rather high on the list of professions that do it best. “Whenever I get an artist as a client, I almost always go and brag a little to the other girls. We love them because they are usually very attentive, creative, and wildly unique. I always tell my girlfriends who aren’t in the UK escorting business to support your local artists and get them in your bed!” 

Doctors

Not just one, but five different girls from the London escorting agency reviewed doctors as a profession they often see. The diagnosis? Doctors are a mixed bag. It makes sense that they really know their way around human anatomy, but are often as cold as an operating theatre in bed. Having difficulty settling on an exact prognosis, one quipped “Their bedside manner is better in a hospital setting.” Someone call the burn unit. 

IT Consultants

As always, nerds just do it better. Those who work in the IT Department apparently love to play with gadgets in the bedroom. No shock there, but where they really excel (sorry) is often where they fail. “They often aren’t very experienced but love to learn the art of pleasing a woman.” Any of these ladies have happily admitted they’d take Moss to bed and show him exactly how to turn it off and on again... and again, and again.